The Diaper Test Labs
The Diaper Test Labs
*The Mind cannot distinguish the difference between imagination and reality.
**The Author always puts himself in the story as a character and into the illustrations for COPYRIGHT reasons.
Baby Hygiene-Panda Test By SGS
It was weird how Jason began his life. He was not traditionally "born" into existance, through a female human, instead, he was grown inside an artificial womb that ruptured when the fetus was ready, between 7 and 10 months after gestation period. Once birthed, each being was cleaned, readily diapered and wrapped and swaddled while being fed for the first two weeks of their lives. These....cloned, GMO human creations were each genetically altered to grow to a specific size and look a certain way. Most of these Genetically altered human beings were "made" only to grow to be as large as a 2 or 3 year old toddler while still appearing to be like a tiny version of the adult the DNA sample was taken from. Humans were now the "Agricultural art" while the food supplies, had now become at best....recycled waste.....made into a palatable waffer chip....which cost each person quite a bit. The future of humanity had indeed arrived, fraught
over by many a politician and by the elite toltalitarians who divided the world into the HAVES and the HAVE-NOTS! There were now "created" human-like beings that were "Intellectual Property" of their Creators. These....created beings, were a slave race.....a...disposable and a few....recyclable race.....recycled into the food supplies for the have-nots. The test subjects used in cosmetics, chemical tests, dye tests, diapering product tests had to be disposed of with the diapers when the labs, the product corporations no longer needed each subject. Each test subject was usually replaced by a clone every 3 to 6 months or once the dyes and chemicals were too hard to wash off.
Jason, had been "made" as a GMO Human test subject, to be used in the labs, used in diaper company product tests and in diapering product related product tests.
He was made with the ability to be able to speak full adult sentences and know what others were saying.
Jason had dark hair and brown eyes.
He had a medium build by default, and started out at 33.8 inches and weighed 26.5 pounds approximately.
Jason was placed in service at the Diaper Manufacturing Company who made cloth pre-fold diapers from birth to bariatric adult sizes, and Disposable diapers of every type, from birth to bariatric adult sizes.
Jason was one of 20 in service at the same time. Jason was placed onto the testing counter and layed down on his back.
Jason: Miss? How many diapers am I going to leak-test today?
Jeanette: (One of the Lab techs) Oh....probably about 8 of the disposable diapers and three packs of baby wipes, then, we switch to cloth diapers.
Jason: Cloth...diapers? A...gain?
Jeanette: Yep! You get to wear just the diapers while you....go slide and swing and play in the sandbox and try to snag and rip it, then....once wet, we change it, wring out the wetness, measure it then we toss the diaper either into the laundry or we throw it away, unless you...ask us to keep it and then we save it to use on you when you are not in a test.
Jason: Miss??
Jeanette: Yes??
Jason: What.....happens to....us and...our...diapers, onesie bodysuits, pajamas and stuff after you don't use us for tests anymore?
Jeanette: Well, you...are diapered....then taken over to...one of the...uh....large trash carts and ...put inside along with all of your...used and leftover unused diapers.....cloth or disposable....then you and everything gets emptied by the janitors and taken outside. The uh....Janitors...(while putting a new test diaper on Jason) will either...empty you and the diapers into a compactor OR......(finishing up fastening and refastening the first and second tapes a few times over and over again.) Into one of the company dumpsters. Then, either you and your...diapers will be crushed...or wait until the trash truck comes to take you and everything away. Now...in a few instances, when it comes time for product destruction, my boss...may come with orders to....take you and a lot of opened and unopened packs of diapers, your onesies and clothing to the....incinerator to be destroyed.
It HAS happened on occasion.
Jason: How...come we testers have to be....thrown away or destroyed?
Jeanette:Be...cause....we....can't let our...trade secrets out until the copyrights are complete. Test-products HAVE to be destroyed as do the product testers after we are done with them. Since you have a lot of chemical stains and dye stains all over your body, well, the only way to keep our formulas a secret is...to dispose of everything.
You are our....property.....we created you and we can do what we want with you!
I....am here to make sure that whatever orders your owners have, are carried out.
An older woman opens the door to the room and walks in allowing the door to close slowly behind her. She has a clipboard in her hand and two packs of test diapers that she set down on the desk.
Jeanette looks up from the changing table and sees her boss, Leanne over by the desk.
Jeanette: Hey...Leanne, I will...be with you in a bit, I am....changing Jason's diapers. (Looking back down at Jason) O...k well, these diapers will hold you until it's test time in a few hours. I...will change your diapers again for the tests then. Let's get you back into your...crib-cage....alright???
Jeanette helps Jason down from the changing table and walks him over to the crib-cage to help him back in.
Once Jeanette gets Jason into the crib-cage, she raises the side and then locks it. Then she walks over to where Leanne is.
Jeanette: Ok....what do you have for me?
Leanne: Well, I have two more clones for you.....and these....test diapers. There are two more packs that I have to go bring back here....these are to be used on Jason, and the other two cloned test-subjects.....Now....I...also have three dozen cloth pre-,fold diapers that are to be field tested. (Handing Jeanette the clipboard)
The cloth diapers have to be rip-tested for strength and durability. You are to...snag them, tear them, let them rip, and they are to be absorbency tested at the same time.
After the durability tests, you can....throw the diapers away, or let the test-subject keep them. They both will end up in the same place anyhow eventually.
Jeanette: Alright.....well, I need a couple of test subjects to use to test out these new flushable-biodegradable, compostable disposable diapers. I need at least one test subject to water-test the flushability of the diapers, right in a large toilet bowl. The test lets the wearer soak in the bowl for a little while with other wet diapers like the others, before unfastening the tapes and flushing the diaper right.....off the wearer.
Leanne: That...is an interesting test. It...rinses the wearer AND gets rid of the diaper AND the waste.
Jeanette: sometimes, it even...gets rid of the wearer too....when the test calls for it.
Leanne: Oh? It does huh? I did...not know that. Then, let me....get you....some test subjects that we won't mind disposing of.
Leanne goes to another nursery in the back full of cribs containing test subjects that are marked for disposal. She comes out with a girl sized woman wearing layered cloth diapers and plastic pants and a dark-haired boy sized man wearing thick, bulky, crinkly vintage Ultra Pampers Plus diapers.
Jeanette: Oh....they...will do nicely.
Leanne: Take these two.....will.....you be returning them or disposing of them after the tests?
Jeanette: They will be flushing one of them and disposing of the other in the trash.
Leanne: so...disposing of them? O...K....Well....it happens that way. Will you...be needing any of their....diapers? If....you take the two test subjects, you ..have to take their diapers too.
Jeanette: OH? Oh.....ok.....I will just...dispose of their diapers with them when it's time.
Leanne goes and gets a large and deep laundry cart on casters to put all of their diapers in and then she goes and empties all of the two test subject's 34 (each) clean and formerly wet cloth pre-fold diapers and their four mega-packs of Pampers size 9 (Beta test ) diapers into the cart. Then she rolls the cart over to where Jeanette is sitting in a chair near the two cribs.
Leanne: Here...you are....all....of their diapers....the cloth ones and their disposable test diapers.
Jeanette: Ah... Thank you...wow....that.....sure ....is a lot of diapers! These....we can maybe flush a few of the....cloth ones but most of the diapers have to be disposed of in the trash. Well, time to...take these two to...begin their...final tests.....
Jeanette goes to the crib with a girl sized woman wearing layered cloth diapers and plastic pants and lowers the side as she helps the little midget out.
Jeanette: Hi there...come....with me sweetie....you...get to....be one of of our....select few that tests out the flushability of some new flushable disposable diapers. We are also testing a new shredder/grinder that shreds and grinds up everything that goes down into a sewer pipe so nothing can clog the pipes!
a dark-haired boy sized man wearing thick, bulky, crinkly vintage Ultra Pampers Plus diapers.
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