The Auger-Compactor Truck-The Daycare Route.

It was early one Monday Morning when I went to meet the people that were going to be my caregivers until my disposal in the Auger Compactor trash truck. 

Daniel Newell ran a successful garbage collection service and had quite a few clients along several routes that ran daycares and home daycares. 

Daniel Newell's wife also ran a successful Home Daycare which has a lot of regular patrons. Misses Newell uses the Vintage Disposable diapers as well as the modern disposable diapers.....and pullups of today. Her daycare often disposes of more than three 96 gallon toters worth of disposable diapers each week. Daniel, comes by to collect all of the wet and messy diapers and other trash each week. This week, he is using his new Auger Packing trash truck on this route that has a lot of home daycares and industrial daycares along the route. 

Today, I was being taken to meet Misses Newell, who agreed to take me as one of her daycare clients, at least until it was time for my disposal. As the woman who drove me to meet Misses Newell helped me unload my diapers, and a few articles of my clothing, Misses Newell came out to meet me. 

Misses Newell: Hello, Welcome to The Newell Daycare. Wow...you sure have a lot...of diapers. 

Casey: Yep...he sure does. We bought some of these new Pampers Baby Dry diapers in size 8 and they barely fit him. 

These diapers seem to be nice and soft, comfortable and VERY absorbent. They DO puff up when soaking wet.We also got him some of these....Boundless Youth Diapers....

Misses Newell: Really? These are a new size??? I've ..never heard of these diapers before......we sure will use them on him. 

Casey: Well, He is ALL....yours.....Here you...go.....here are his custody papers and his birth certificate.....and here are the signed adoption papers too. They all were notarized as well. I have to apologize for leaving all of these.....cloth pre-fold diapers and plastic pants....we had to use these for a short time because of the cost savings.......diapers got really, really expensive these days!!!!

Misses Newell: (Taking all of the paperwork) Yeah....tell me about it! We spend $400 nearly a month on diapers alone for our kids. I can't imagine how much they cost you. 

Casey: Well, it costs us $489 per month on this one alone....he goes through a lot of diapers per day, about 5 to 6 diapers a day on average because he is a super soaker!!!

Misses Newell: That...bad huh? Well, better to use up more diapers, huh hun? 

Adam: Uh.....yes miss. Is....this going to be ny new home? 

Misses Newell: Yes sweetie, it will be until it is time for your disposal. 

Adam: Disposal? Wait.....I am being.....thrown away? 

Misses Newell: (Rolling Eyes) Yes sweetie.....that is what you and your things are here for I'm afraid. Let's get you and your things inside and then once I get everything situated, I will get you into either a crib or a playpen. Alright....come with me hun. Those diapers look...very, very comfy.....

Adam: Yes, they are miss. Are....those my...cloth diapers in that....trash bag? 

Misses Newell: Which...oh....that? Yes hon, they are. You won't be using them while you are here. I don't like them. They will go into yoir diaper pail or the toter with you on trash day. 

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