The Backyard Incinerator (Inspired by: Misses Newell & Daniel Newell )

Inspired by: Misses Newell and Daniel Newell

Note: The Mind Can't Distinguish Between Imagination and Reality. 

**The Author always puts himself in the story as a character and into the illustrations for COPYRIGHT reasons. 

Back in 2014, Misses Newell and Daniel Newell, lived in a town that had very remote areas. Misses Newell ran a home daycare while her husband worked as a trash collector for a local company. 

Misses Newell had talked it over with her husband and both agreed that since their home was remote and there was no cheap trash service, not to mention there was no trash service where they lived, they had to burn their trash. Being that Misses Newell ran a daycare from home and had a lot of clients, she burned a lot of diapers as well as other trash. 

One day, while talking with her husband, Misses Newell talked about starting a "special program" for those unwanted diapered people, that some parents were asking her to start there at her daycare. The program would be one where parents would bring their unwanted diapered one here and leave them for disposal. The diapered ones would be eventually burned in our backyard incinerator with loads of daycare diapers. Daniel agreed with this idea and program and added that disposees should also go into the kitchen compactor, and into a solar diaper dryer to dry the diapers and disposee's diapers out before going into the backyard incinerator, or the BBQ when the incinerator was full. 

Misses Newell liked diapering then disposing of the disposees, it was her favorite part actually. She liked putting the disposees into the compactor and then when it got full, taking them out to the solar diaper dryer, before taking the diapers and the disposees to their final disposal in the backyard incinerator or the old BBQ. 

Misses Newell had a lot of cloned disposees coming to her home daycare as clients, because a diaper service, a test lab named SGS that tests the absorbency of disposable diapers for their clients,

sometimes like to use live test subjects 

As each of the clones were used to test diapers, each clone was then put on a list to test other products, such as cosmetics, dyes, chemicals, and clothing......

Once each clone got too stained up with dyes and chemicals, they were sent to Misses Newell's daycare.....who took each clone and diapered them and then disposed of them in their backyard incinerator or one of their BBQs. 

One day, three diapered cloned product test subjects were brought to Misses Newell's Home Daycare for diapering then disposal. Misses Newell put each one on a blanket on a mat on the floor. She took each of their onesie bodysuits off and immediately threw all of them into one of the diaper pail trash cans. 

Clone of Adam 1: HEY wait! Where....are you taking my onesie miss? 

Misses Newell: Well, you won't be needing it any longer. Here, you will get to wear only your diapers. That way, I can see if you need to be changed. 

Clone of Adam 1: Will I...be able to....go outside and play on the swings and the slide? 

Misses Newell: I think....we can....work something out. It will just...have to be...when my regulars are not here.....Now...here are a...few rules; I will change your diapers for you, sometimes, you will get to choose the diapers you can wear. 

You....have to....stay on your mat with your blanket at all times unless my husband or I say you can get up. 

When...it's...time for your...disposal, you WILL...go into one of the diaper pails or....into our kitchen compactor, since you are small enough to fit in there. 

Clone of Adam 1: Miss? May I....save my diapers if....I want to? 

Misses Newell: Sure. They are....YOUR diapers until it's time for disposal then....you and they will belong to my husband and I to do with as we wish. You already DO belong to us. 

Clone of Adam 1: Do...I....have a choice if I get disposed of or not? 

Misses Newell: No hon, you don't. Trash doesn't get to choose when or if it gets disposed of or how it gets disposed of. You are lucky that I am letting you choose what diapers you wear. For you that come from the labs, we don't have to let you choose anything. I want you to...use as many diapers as you can while you are here. My husband and I LOVE nice and squishy, soaking wet diapers! I will be giving you a controlled dose of a strong diuretic in everything you drink. This will help you wet more diapers faster. I will give you three bottles to drink, of whatever you want. I...WILL expect them to be enpty at least an hour after I give them to you or sooner. Now, here...is where I want you to stay while you are here. I have to ..go get the other clone and get him diapered and to one of the only empty playpens we have....

Misses Newell walks across the room to the area near the entrance where Andy, the second clone of Adam is sitting. 

Misses Newell: Hi, I am  Miss Newell. Sorry about that sweetie. What is YOUR name? 

Andy: Andy.....Where....am...I and what do you do here? 

Misses Newell: This? This is my daycare. You were left here for disposal. While you...are here....you will use as many diapers as you can, before you and they are disposed of. 

Andy: Miss? 

Misses Newell: Yes? 

Andy: How...will you...dis..pose of me? 

Misses Newell: Well....we burn everything we can....and we toss some things into my husband's trash truck and everything gets taken to the waste-to-energy plant where everything is burned there to generate electricity. The test labs you both came from, want us to....burn you and your diapers, clothing right....here in our backyard....in one of our....burn barrels or the BBQ. My husband calls it the Baby Q because we burn so many diapers in it and a few diapered disposees. Now....while you are here....I will change your diapers for you, sometimes, you will get to choose the diapers you can wear. 

You....have to....stay on your mat with your blanket at all times unless my husband or I say you can get up. 

When...it's...time for your...disposal, you WILL...go into one of the diaper pails or....into our kitchen compactor, since you are small enough to fit in there. 

Andy: When...it's time for my disposal, will it matter if...my diapers are wet or not? 

Misses Newell: No sweetie...it won't. I will..check your diaper one last time before you and the others all go out to the burn barrel though. 

Andy: Is....it true that....when you diaper me, you will leave the used wipes in my clean diaper that you put on me? 

Misses Newell: Yes hon, it is. It....doesn't matter which diaper I put the wipes into....you and they will all be going to the same place. Ok....(siging) here is...where you will be staying until your disposal. You...are lucky! You get....the last empty playpen. Now....I will be getting you three baby bottles full of whatever you want to drink, and I will expect them to be empty in 30 minutes to an hour. When they are empty, I will refill them. My husband and I want you to wet as many diapers as you can! Now....two days before your disposal, I will begin changing your diapers every half hour to an hour, wet or not, so that you make more diaper-trash.

Andy: Are...those diapers....a new brand? 

Misses Newell: No, actually, those are...very old diapers. They are thicker and plastic-backed. They look cute on you and they absorb better than today's diapers. They...are a little harder to pop in the compactor. 

 

Andy: Am...I going to be crushed in a compactor? 

Misses Newell: Yes hon, We need to...squeeze...as much wetness out of your diapers as possible before you and they go into the nice burn barrel. OK....(reaching down to feel Andy's diaper. ) Uh...yep....you...need your diaper changed....let me....go get a diaper, the wipes and powder and...I will...take care of that for you! 

Misses Newell goes over to the stacks of vintage, plastic-backed diapers and selects a vintage LUVS Deluxe For Boys diaper, 

then she grabs a tub of Huggies wipes and the big bottle of Johnson & Johnson Baby Powder and then walks over to Andy in the playpen. 

Misses Newell: (Setting the diaper, the wipes and the powder down on the floor next to the playpen before going to pick up Andy and then lay him on the floor to change his wet diaper) Al...right....let...me lay you...down here....there....you are sweetie....now...let's....get...that....wet, squishy diaper off ya....and make you nice....and ....comfy....alright? 

Andy: (As Misses Newell unfastened the tapes and pulled the front of his diaper down and layed it open) Do....you....enjoy disposing of us and our diapers? 

Misses Newell: (Thinking for a few seconds) Yes...actually.....I..DO! 

Andy:: What....part do you like the most? 

Misses Newell: (Thinking again as she opens the wipes tub, takes out six or more wipes, and begins to wipe the top part of Andy's Pelvis very well before dropping the wipe into his diaper) Well......I like compacting you and the diapers, I....like....giving you and your....diapers a nice bath or a shower in diesel fuel....and....I like diapering you for your disposal. 

My....husband likes it when you and your...diapers are getting all...nice and compacted! He likes seeing what the compactor has done to you and your diapers! (Dropping two more wipes into the diaper before pulling the diaper out from under his butt and setting it aside.) 

Andy: I...am getting a bath...in diesel fuel? 

Misses Newell: Yes, hon, when the time comes, that is how we do things. 

Andy: When...you give me a bath in diesel fuel, will...it be like...when I used to get baths? Will there be toys and things? 

Misses Newell: Yes hon, there will be. You will play with toys while I get diesel fuel all over you and inside your diaper. 

Andy: You mean to tell me, that...I will be wearing my diaper while getting a bath? 

Misses Newell: That's exactly what I am telling you. I like giving you and your diapers a bath in diesel fuel to get you and them nice and ready for your final disposal. 

Andy: Do you...use old cloth diapers and my onesies to wipe the diesel fuel all over me? 

Misses Newell: Yes, I do. 

Andy: Do...you...shove it down into my diaper as I sit in the bath of diesel fuel? 

Misses Newell: Some....times yes....and when I am done, I stuff any ....used rags into your diaper....because you and they are going to the same place. 

Misses Newell: (Opening the vintage LUVS Deluxe for boys plastic-backed diaper, lifting Andy and sliding the diaper under him.) Now.....do...you want a....lot of powder or a little? 

Andy: Um...a lot please....

Misses Newell: Sure....(shaking a lot of powder onto him and into his diaper) There.....you are sweetie (pulling the front of the diaper up and fastening the tapes, being extra careful not to get any powder on the tapes or the front of the diaper) 

Misses Newell finishes, then helps Abdy sit up and then she hands him his diaper with the wads of used wipes in it. 

Misses Newell: There....take...this....and you can...either...throw it away or...you can....take it with you to your playpen. I don't care which. 

(Helping Andy up from the floor so he can walk) Ok....time...to...get back into your playpen.

Misses Newell helps Andy back into the playpen before going to get three of Andy's bottles to fill up with water, Apple juice and grape juice with a small dose of diuretic added so that Andy wets more diapers. She brings the full bottles to Andy and hands them to him. 

Misses Newell: Here hon, I want...all of these bottles empty in 40 minutes. I....will come and check your diaper in about 40 minutes. I will start changing your diapers, wet or not every hour until it's time to go into the diaper pail or into the compactor. 

Andy: You mean....that...I...am going into a...compactor? 

Misses Newell: Yes hon....if ...that is where I put you, then that is where you will go...no matter what. 

Andy: What if....my diaper isn't wet? 

Misses Newell: It doesn't matter sweetie....when it's time for your disposal....I don't care if ..your diaper is wet, messy or not. 

Andy: Will you...crush my diapers and I alot when I'm in the compactor? 

Misses Newell: You...will...just have to wait and see.....

Andy: Does....Mister Newell ever check and change diapers? 

Misses Newell: In fact...yes, he does....when he is at home....yes. When it gets close to disposal time, he likes to....check your diapers to make sure that they are nice, wet and squishy before you are disposed of. 

Andy: Who decides when my diapers and I get thrown away? 

Misses Newell: I will. It could be....tomorrow or...a week from now....you and your diapers WILL...be disposed of...no matter what! 

Andy: Do I...get to choose when I get disposed of? 

Misses Newell: No, I will do that. Now...of you...want to be disposed of sooner, I may...be able to...work something out. Jist...tell me and...I will get your disposal started. 

Andy: Has...anyone ...you disposed of....ever wanted to be disposed of sooner? 

Misses Newell: Actually, yes. One of our own adopted sons wanted to be disposed of sooner after spending nearly four days in a diaper pail. He got tired of being in there and anxious about being disposed of in the burn barrel. So....I took him and the diapers out and gave him a nice bath in diesel fuel before I started his final disposal. 

Andy: Was.....he awake or.....asleep when you...started his disposal? 

Misses Newell: He was fully awake. He screamed and tried to get out of the burn barrel but we locked the lid down so he couldn't get out. Now...I will be back in...(checking her iphone 13 for time) an hour to change your diaper again. See you then. 

Misses Newell walks away and goes back to her very busy home daycare. Meanwhile, Andy and The unnamed clone of Adam number 1 lay down, Andy in the playoen and the clone of Adam 1 on the blanket on the floor nearby, and before they knew it, they had both fell asleep. Clone of Adam 1 found misses Newell kneeling over him as she was pulling the slightly wet disposable diaper out from underneath him, setting the open diaper aside as she opened the Luvs Deluxe For Girls crinkly pink diaper before sliding it underneath him, then wiping his diapering areas thoroughly, tossing nearly an entire pack of wipes into the crotch of his clean diaper. 

Clone of Adam 1: (Awakening with a deep breath and a snort) Hey.... What ...is....happening? 

Misses Newell: I...am....giving you....a....final diaper change ......sweetie....in about.....a few minutes, you....and your...saved diapers are...all going into the nice....compactor for disposal. 

I am going to...squish and squeeze all...of your,.diapers so that ...maybe they can dry out some before your....final disposal on Saturday. 

Clone of Adam 1: What....is....today miss? 

Misses Newell: Tuesday. (Wiping The clone of Adam's diapering areas using the rest of the 25 wipes left in his wipes pack, dropping each one into the crotch of the clean, Luvs Deluxe For Girls Pink diaper before adding a bunch of baby powder. ) 

Clone of Adam 1: Do....I have...to be in the...compactor thing until...my final disposal? 

Misses Newell: No...actually, you...will be taken outside once the bag is full. O...K....(Pulling the diaper up, and then fastening each tape slightly loosely so that the diaper was not as snug as it would be usually.) Al...righty.....now....here ..take your..  old diaper....(handing the open diaper to The clone) there...come....with me sweetie.....while I go get....your diaper pail and ....one from the main daycare nursery...to take to the...compactor....are....you going to be a...big helper and help me get...all three of these.... diaper pails to the kitchen compactor?