My Disposal by the City of Santa Monica; A Plausible and Realistic story of how my actual disposal could go.....Dedicated to ALL of the City of Santa Monica Sanitation workers.....
Note: The Mind Can't Distinguish Between Imagination and Reality.
Genre: Fantasy-Horror
The Mind cannot distinguish between Imagination and Reality.....Those of you whom want to see me dead, Here....use your vivid Inaginations.....
This story is dedicated to: The City of Santa Monica Trash collectors......
I know that you all have a PASSION for watching stuff getting crushed!
**For the purpose of Copyright, I have inserted pictures of me in the illustrations.**
California End-of-Life-Options act combined with Human Composting now makes it PERFECTLY legal for a Trash Collector, A Transfer Station, a Waste-To-Energy Plant, Knowaste Diaper Recycling in Santa Clarita, CA and a Landfill in California to take a human being alive as waste. (Choosing Compaction as the Method of Death, The Trash Truck as the mode of Transportation and Either the Waste-To-Energy Plant or Landfill as the final resting place for the body. )
As the trash man positioned the dumpster in front of the large, green front-end loader trash truck, the driver leaned forward to look at Adam who was laying in the dumpster on top of the trash.The driver leaned out of the window to ask his co-worker if the man in the dumpster wanted to get out before he dumped it.
Trash Truck Driver: HEY! Sir? I'm gonna dump this.....wanna get out or I will dump ya and pack ya!
Adam: No, I will be fine right....here.
Trash Truck Driver: Alright. Suit.....yourself man....
Adam: (To the co-worker standing near the dumpster) Does it matter if I am wearing just a diaper?
Co-Worker Trash Man: Nope! We don't care! UP.....ya Goooooo!
The trash truck driver sat back in his seat and shrugged his shoulders as he inched forwards to slowly and carefully insert the forks. He picked up the dumpster and then raised it up, until it tilted sideways, allowing the trash and Adam to fall into the hopper in an avalanche.
Adam: Whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaa! UH! Uh! Oooof! Oooof!
Once Adam and the load was dumped, the dumpster went right back down and the driver started the compactor cycle as he drove up a few feet to pick up the next dumpster.
The compactor retracts and the next full dumpster is rising up about to dump it's load into the hopper.
Once the full dumpster load is in the hopper, the compactor starts again.
The cycle is nearing pinnacle pressure now just as the truck pulls forward to fork the next dumpsters.
The next dumpster load is dumped in and then the dumoster goes back down.....
The second dumpster rises up and empties it's large load into the hopper.
That dumpster goes back down and then the compactor blade starts.
The truck leaves and drives to the next stops. It repeats the same process over and over, compacting more and more trash into the container as the truck goes along it's route until it is nearly packed out. Once the truck is full, it goes to the Santa Monica Transfer Station and dumps the trash out. The transfer station sees Adam in diapers and realizes he is still very much alive and conscious. They already know that he is there for disposal so....they use the front-end bucket loader to scrape remnants of the load and Adam into the large transfer hopper to get a good, hard packing by their compactor.
Santa Monica Transfer Station is located at 2401 Delaware Ave, Santa Monica, CA 90404. To contact Santa Monica Transfer Station, call (310) 458-8528,
Southern California Disposal and Recycling Company
(310) 828-6444
The Transfer Trailer is taken to the landfill and dumped where the landfill sees Adam in his diaper yet mangled and not alive. They already know that he is there to be disposed of, so the BIG bromag landfill compactor pushes Adam and a lot of trash down and spreads it all out, crushing Adam and the trash into the clay cap from the day prior.
It was a Tuesday morning and Adam had some health problems that were unresolvable. He had arranged to be disposed of by the Santa Monica City Trash trucks, the Transfer Station AND the landfill months prior. Adam already had to wear diapers 24/7 for legit medical reasons
Adam got ready to be disposed of the night prior to the truck coming by getting into the dumpster around 11:30 pm. Adam brought all of his leftover diapers with him, clorh pre-fold diapers, leftover opened packs of Luvs, Pampers, and the Northshore Care Supply Supreme Overnight diapers that he was wearing.
The building maintenance man came to get the cans positioned by the doors for when the early day came, the dumpstere were easy to roll out.
Building Maintenance Man: It's time for your.....disposal?
Adam: Unfortunately......yes.....it is.....
Building Maintenance Man: Well, I hope you get comfortable in there......you will be in there.....ALL....night with all that...stinky trash and ...diapers! The building maintenance man positions the dumpsters near the rear door and waves to Adam as he leaves. Adam spends the night, tossing and turning trying to get comfortable as he tries to get just a little sleep. Morning comes and the building maintenance man comes and opens the back doors so to push the dumpsters out to the alley.
Building Maintenance Man: Good....morning, Last.....chance to.....back out......
Adam: Um.....No.....I'm good.
Building Maintenance Man: The...uh trash truck is coming down the alley.....it's... time to...take out...the TRASH! (Rolling the dumpster outside to the alley....)
Adam: Whew...a...little warm outside today!
Building Maintenance Man: Yes....it...is....a wonderful day......OK...the...truck is ....HERE man....................
The truck slowly pulls up to a stop..........One of the trash men riding shotgun got out to position the dumpsters in front of the truck........
The End.
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